Linux Jokes

• 1. Fatal Error: Found MS-Windows System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...
• 2. "Linux, DOS, Vista -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"
• 3. Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
• 4. "Microsoft: ""You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
• 5. "Linux, because we don't need no steenkin' Blue Screen of Death!"
• 6. Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS
• 7. "The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog"
• 8. Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house.
• 9. Going from DOS to Linux is like trading a glider for an F117.
• 10. Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. Linux is the answer.
• 11. Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.
• 12. Type cat vmlinuz > /dev/audio to hear the Voice of God.
• 13. Linux, for people who want to know why their computer works.
• 14. Linux: The choice of a new generation.
• 15. In the land of Linux, if you listen hard at night you can hear the whirr of Windows machines rebooting.
• 16. Linux; because a 486 is a terrible thing to waste.
• 17. Linux... better than a sports drink... it doesn't make you crash after an hour.
• 18. Linux: "Good evening Mr. Gates, I will be your server this evening."
• 19. "Read my lips... No new WINDOWS!"